
Jabs talked me into watching the
Bachelor tonight. Aside from portraying women as catty, vain, only-care-about-getting married bitches, they also show how intelligent women are!
For instance, one woman showed her wit by knowing the three branches of government. Smart with a capital "S"!! But, shoot, I'm sure you could find your dream-spouse by going on fantasy dates and drinking non-stop...all while wearing a string bikini! That's how Steve and I spend every Thursday date-night!
The guy had already made out with 1/3 of the women by the time I turned in for bed. Yikes.
So yeah...despite this very realistic show, there are just a few falsities about women I must expose:
1. Not all women wear make up to the pool. (Some girls even go underwater! GASP!)
2. Some women not only know the 3 branches of government but also WORK in government. Wow.
3. Not all women giggle incessantly.
4. Not all women make out on the first date.
5. Not all women say whatever a man wants to hear to get his attention.
6. There are women who go to college for things other than a "mrs. degree"
7. Not all women think the best date would be taking shots in a string bikini while sitting in a hot tub.
Bottom line--NOT ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY, despite the media's attempts to brainwash us otherwise. (Though that woman who jumped in the car to surprise the dude when he came out was pretty freaking crazy. The best way to start a conversation is always "we need to talk." hehe) Where do they find these women??
*sigh* I'm so tired of it...reality tv certainly does not equate reality.